Five Finger (re)Shuffle

"So Gordon... What did you really think of Blair?"

A reshuffle

Our original choice for Chancellor turned out to be a complete donkey.

A safe pair of hands has been brought in.

To introduce our guest Tzars...

This evening it was suggested, on the national TV channel, that there may have been some kind of 'puppet government' installed in Iran. This having been followed almost immediately by (the increasingly difficult to see) Question Time (smears all over the lens) it struck those of us gathered here at 'graph Manors that a puppet government would actually be a really fucking good idea.

Defence Secretary



Agriculture secretary



Foreign Secretary



Minister without Porkfolio



Chancellor of the Exchequer



Prime Minister



'Oh yes'.